If You Knew Mommy Like I Knew Mommy

7:58 PM, Saturday

"Would you like some of my milk?"

"No, thank you Thalia."

"You would like a little bit of my milk? You can have it."

"No sweetie, but that's very nice, thank you. That's nice sharing."

"You want something to drink mommy?"

"Not really. I'm not too thirsty right now."

"Oh. You like water? You want water. You want a teeny glass of water."

"Thanks Thalia, that's so nice of you but really...I don't want anything to drink. I don't want water or milk right now"

"Hm. Okay mommy."

"Okay. But thank you. Really."


"You want a glass of wine? I think you want a glass of wine. You want a glass of wine, Mommy."


Blogger Amy Jo said...

Any time my 2 year old sees a beer, he says 'Dada!'

2/23/08, 8:29 PM  
Blogger Fairly Odd Mother said...

I bet THAT wore you down! Hope you enjoyed your wine. ; )

2/23/08, 9:37 PM  
Blogger Dana J. Tuszke said...

Oh...she's good! :)

2/23/08, 9:50 PM  
Blogger Lady M said...

LOL! What a loving daughter.

2/23/08, 9:57 PM  
Blogger the mama bird diaries said...

That's hilarious.

I'm always a little nervous that my daughter Dylan will start yapping away at preschool about her mommy needing a glass of wine each night.

And she did once point out a grey goose vodka bottle in a skymall ad and say, "that's daddy's drink."

2/23/08, 10:45 PM  
Blogger Christina said...

And at that point you say, "Yes, Thalia, mommy would love a glass of wine. Would you mind uncorking a bottle?" Oh, wait, is that frowned on?

Smart kid you've got there.

2/23/08, 10:51 PM  
Anonymous Value wIT said...

Hit me again, Thalia.

2/24/08, 12:40 AM  
Blogger Jaelithe said...

Why hasn't my kid ever asked me this?

2/24/08, 1:39 AM  
Anonymous Peter, international stay-at-home-dad of mystery said...

What? She can't mix Martinis yet?

This is what kids get from waking us up that early on weekends: drunk but happy parents!

2/24/08, 2:25 AM  
Anonymous Noble Savage said...

When she starts asking if you want your martinis shaken or stirred, you'll be set. Good girl!

My husband thinks it's hilarious that our 22-month-old daughter goes and gets him a beer out of the fridge when he gets home from work, with no provocation. Maybe there's hope for me yet.

2/24/08, 5:23 AM  
Blogger AnotherMomCreation said...

That's is just adorable.

A girl who will definitely stick around to take care of her momma!

2/24/08, 10:43 AM  
Blogger Scylla said...

LOL!! I think you and I might be a lot alike!

2/24/08, 11:30 AM  
Blogger mothergoosemouse said...

7:58pm and she's offering you milk and water before trying the wine angle? What a wholesome household you have!

2/24/08, 11:45 AM  
Blogger carrie said...

Yup, I'm pretty sure that her future children won't go thirsty!

That is adorable.

2/24/08, 2:32 PM  
Blogger KayleighJeanne said...

My husband does the same exact thing to me. I never knew I should be expecting it from the baby too. Maybe once she starts to walk...

2/24/08, 3:06 PM  
Blogger Tracey said...

Dude, give the girl a bottle opener, and teach her how to pour a glass! Such a little pusher!

2/24/08, 3:24 PM  
Blogger mamaluv said...

I could use some wine right now! A cute story, thanks for sharing!

2/24/08, 3:25 PM  
Anonymous Jerseygirl89 said...

Thalia cracks me up. All my kids offer is imaginary tea - and I don't like tea!

2/24/08, 3:37 PM  
Anonymous Ree said...

snort. What DO you say in these cases?

2/24/08, 8:54 PM  
Blogger Maggie said...

Once I was forced to bring my then-four-year-old daughter to a lunch meeting with several colleagues and bosses. Toward the beginning of the meal she leaned over to sip from my diet coke, stopped, cocked her head and said, "Wait, is there alcohol in this?"

One of my proudest moments.

2/24/08, 9:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Smart girl. You should keep her around at parties. Thanks for sharing!

2/24/08, 10:55 PM  
Blogger Reluctant Housewife said...

I would comment, but I'm too busy laughing. Hilarious!

2/25/08, 11:46 AM  
Blogger PunditMom said...

So intuitive! She has a fine career ahead of her as a therapist!

2/25/08, 2:26 PM  
Blogger Pendullum said...

Too cute!

2/25/08, 2:53 PM  
Blogger BellsOn said...

When my first was about that age he'd tell almost anyone: "Daddy drinks Coke, I drink milk, Mommy drinks beer."

2/25/08, 3:18 PM  
Blogger Suzanne said...

Ohhh...they really DO have our numbers sometimes, don't they?!

2/25/08, 9:55 PM  
Blogger Amy@UWM said...

My four year old wants to know "What's so funny, mommy?"

2/26/08, 8:00 AM  
Blogger sweetney said...

that's one good kid right there.

2/26/08, 6:24 PM  
Blogger Table for Five said...

They pay so much closer attention than we realize. My 2 year old informs me that I need to stop for coffee every time we get in the car to run an errand!

2/27/08, 11:32 AM  
Anonymous Marjorie said...

We have Bristle Blocks (I think that's what they're called) and they have little domed pieces, which my 2.5 yo turns upside down on top of another block thingee and says "Here, Mama, it's your wine. Drink up." They do know us, that's for sure!

2/27/08, 1:24 PM  
Blogger Shannon said...

Good girl!

2/27/08, 4:15 PM  

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