New Mom Haiku
My boobs are so huge/Like a hot LA porn star/Alas, I'm just fat
So much useless crap/She will never ever need/Damn you, marketers.
Tell me how on earth/Can I be someone's mom now?/Hell, I did acid!
So much useless crap/She will never ever need/Damn you, marketers.
Tell me how on earth/Can I be someone's mom now?/Hell, I did acid!
posted by Mom101 at 10:35 AM
2 Comments:
Such Awesome Haikus!/Topics running so very deep/They tingle our spine
Two things. One, nice Haiku. Two; FreeThinker...you put 5/8/5 instead of 5/7/5. But maybe I'm just a paranoid virgo. (Shrug)
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