New Mom Haiku
So much useless crap/She will never ever need/Damn you, marketers.
Tell me how on earth/Can I be someone's mom now?/Hell, I did acid!
posted by Mom101 at 10:35 AM
(Crazy though it sounds, not all blogs are product review blogs. Pitches relevant for Cool Mom Picks can be sent to me at Cool Mom Picks. My name is Liz by the way. Not Mom-101. My mom will vouch for that.)
ON MY PERFECT CHILDREN
ON TOYS THAT TALK AND FREAK YOU THE F OUT
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