1.31.2006

New Mom Haiku

My boobs are so huge/Like a hot LA porn star/Alas, I'm just fat

So much useless crap/She will never ever need/Damn you, marketers.

Tell me how on earth/Can I be someone's mom now?/Hell, I did acid!


2 Comments:

Blogger FreeThinker said...

Such Awesome Haikus!/Topics running so very deep/They tingle our spine

1/31/06, 3:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two things. One, nice Haiku. Two; FreeThinker...you put 5/8/5 instead of 5/7/5. But maybe I'm just a paranoid virgo. (Shrug)

5/9/07, 9:48 PM  

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