The Ten Duhs of Driving
(Seriously, thanks for the Liberty Bell and cheesesteaks and all that, but it doesn't give you the right to weave up and down the FDR Drive at 80 miles an hour in exchange, you psychos.)
But I do have issues here. Not necessarily because the church is crossing a line into matters of law, or because it feels like a cheap PR ploy to take the Jesus is My Copilot bumper stickers to the next level. Mainly I don't like it because the list is lame. It's lame! "You shall not kill"-- oh really? Thanks for the tip, guy.
A little more thought and the Vatican might have come up with a few commandments that could actually make a real difference:
-Thou shalt not amass stuffed animals in thy rear window if thou is older than 17.
-Thou shalt not drive with a turn signal on for more than 50 yards and that goest double for thou, Grandma
-Thou shalt not park diagonally in a mall parking lot, lest thy penis be revealed to be of diminutive stature
-Thou shall roll the windows up and turn the radio down when driving through residential neighborhoods at night, thou selfish douchebag
But nope. Just some babble about being courteous on the road and helping people in accidents. Blah blah blah.
Vatican, we're going to give you a second chance at this. So let's have it, readers. You're smart. What are the driving commandments you'd like to see?