School's Out For Summer
I realize there are quite a few things she's accomplished this year, like the ability to dress herself and write her name and achieve just the perfect whine when I won't let her have Lucky Charms. But what I really like is that she's learned:
-All the words to Mama Mia.
-When you get stung by a jellyfish, someone has to pee on you.
-The endless joys of mean girls.
-"Leo pooped chocolate."
And just yesterday, she whispered to me that babies come out of a mommy's butt.
I'd say preschool was 5 figures well spent.
And yeah, I joke only because if I stopped long enough to think how proud of her I am right now, I'd be bawling the rest of the weekend and stuffing my face with Reeses cups.