3.08.2006

I'm official! Hooray!

Just when I thought this Mercury retrograde thing was going to kick my butt all month, something wonderful has happened. I mean, really wonderful.

I got my first pornographic google hits.

Oh halleluja! Oh frabjous day!

I have regarded those older, wiser bloggers from afar, enviously devouring their pee-your-pants-funny posts about the wayward souls who found themselves at a mommyblog through a google search gone awry. I had always hoped that one day, I too would be worthy enough to entrap some unsuspecting letch here on his way to a barely legal web cam site. And now, that day has come. My sweet little baby blog has become a woman.

What was the term, you ask? What did some horny young lad type into that little google or msn or yahoo search box that accidentally brought him stumbling into Mom-101?
free porn step dad and mom
Like a lonely old lady with a pie on the windowsill and no one to share it with but my cats, I am delighted that this gentleman was able to pop over for a visit, however accidental. Had I been awake and online at 4:42 AM when he was here, I would have offered him some chamomile tea, asked him how things were in his part of New Jersey. Maybe even ask him what would have compelled him to click on a parenting blog in the first place. Reverse the situation: If I'm doing a search for wordy but occasionally amusing mom blog, do I stop on the way at steamycoedfantasy.com? Okay, maybe I do. But you get my point.

Apparently I attract quite a few of the Oedipally oriented. Because unbeknownst to me, I have also welcomed visitors looking for:
mature mom porn
do my mom porn
naked mom
i love my mom biggest boob
And my favorite:
porn big milk feeding mom
This last gentleman evidently hung around for multiple page views. He must have stumbled onto the nursing bra photos.

I must admit I did have a bit of a giggle with:
fudgie the whale how to make
until I realized it was not some gay bestiality query, but an honest search for a Carvel ice cream cake that I had indeed written about here.

So if you are one of my surprise guests today, if you have found your way here circuitously via a search for adult diaper fetish or sexy postpartum cellulite, welcome one and all. We do not discriminate here at Mom-1o1.

Just don't touch anything.


26 Comments:

Anonymous MetroDad said...

Hahaha. Too funny, Mom101

I forgot how I got here but I think it was by googling "Fudgie the Whale's big momma boobs."

3/8/06, 9:22 AM  
Anonymous Imperfect Mommy said...

What a proud moment!

My all time favorite porn referral at my site:

grandmothers masturbation archive stories

Huh???

3/8/06, 9:35 AM  
Blogger Christina said...

LOL! Yeah, you're in the big leagues now.

I've had several porn searches for my site. Just today I've had "father babysitter nude pictures" "bad mommy stories", and the most disturbing one to date: "naked toddler videos".

3/8/06, 9:46 AM  
Anonymous C.M.Chase said...

Haha!! Mom - you got some good ones. Congrats!

The only fun ones I've gotten so far are "peeing outside tailgate" and "spanking hurts memories".

I need to up my content, I think.

3/8/06, 10:06 AM  
Anonymous Nancy said...

Yep, you've hit the big time -- congrats, Mom101!

3/8/06, 10:20 AM  
Blogger IzzyMom said...

Oh, honey...I'm so happy for you :-)

{{{hugs}}}

3/8/06, 10:28 AM  
Anonymous chelle said...

hehehe congrats!??!?!

3/8/06, 10:49 AM  
Blogger stefanierj said...

Man, I feel ya on this. I got my first 'nasty' hit (mommy diaper changing fetish) the day AFTER the Junipers http://sweetjuniper.blogspot.com closed their "what was the most disturbing google search for your blog" contest. Of COURSE!!

3/8/06, 10:56 AM  
Blogger T. said...

Disturbing, yet hilarious!

Congratulations on becoming a woman. I will now toddle off to tell my husband how someone popped your cherry!

3/8/06, 11:28 AM  
Anonymous Wendy said...

woo hoo! The Google Search gone awry - always great for many laughs...and I'm rolling at the oedipally oriented...

3/8/06, 11:33 AM  
Blogger Fidget said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

I took my first porno hits with a grain of salt and some vodka - not quite the welcome you have provided. I'm linked through a porno site these days so I know i get lots of interesting (cough cough) visitors

3/8/06, 11:36 AM  
Blogger Mom101 said...

Ooh, Fidget! We might need a little more information there.

3/8/06, 11:46 AM  
Blogger Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

This week I've had hits with
"hand to hand sex" and
"twins having sex" and
"nude house cleaning".

I'm so proud.

3/8/06, 12:07 PM  
Blogger Jess Riley said...

I know this is gross, but I blew something small from my nose from laughing at this.

I just got: "breast suckling fiction." And now that this line is in your comment section, you might, too! :)

3/8/06, 12:23 PM  
Blogger Fidget said...

Mom, one of my online buddies has an amateur porn site and has spent many a post trying to get me to show them my goodies. I'm in his side bar links now LOL. They were going NUTS when i participated in the blogger boobie-thn trying to figure out which barechested rack was mine MUHAHAHAHAHA they also liked the covered version I posted for Half Nekkid Thursday. I'm a dirty dirty blogger

3/8/06, 12:29 PM  
Anonymous Kristen said...

*singing*

You're in the money...

HAHA - I never get any good ones like that.

You're taking my damn porn hits too. Anything else you want to swipe from under my blog feet.

Bitch.

:)

3/8/06, 1:14 PM  
Blogger J's Mommy said...

that's funny! this might sound like a stupid question but how do know who's looking at your blog?

3/8/06, 1:29 PM  
Blogger GIRL'S GONE CHILD said...

mazeltof! Welcome to the family.

Today I got a really weird one, actually: caterpillar day of action.

It's always wonderful to know that people are curious about LITERALLY everything. :)

3/8/06, 2:01 PM  
Blogger Mom101 said...

GGC: I love caterpillar day of action! We should start a new holiday.

Another one I got from the Wha-at? Department: Bangladeshi Advil. Oh, those wacky Bangladeshis and their menstrual cramps!

3/8/06, 2:42 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

I laughed out loud. Congrats, I guess your blog HAS become a woman.

3/8/06, 3:02 PM  
Anonymous Jenn said...

I can't tell you how much I love love love the old-lady-pie-on-the-windowsill analogy. Brilliant. I would eat your pie anytime.

Happy porn! So proud of you!

3/8/06, 3:06 PM  
Anonymous sweatpantsmom said...

Congratulations!

I seem to be sharing some of your readers looking for naked moms. Oh, and I get a fair share of the miscreants looking for crack whores and naked sweatpants women.

And this, for such an innocent, wholesome site.

3/8/06, 3:50 PM  
Blogger MrsFortune said...

I don't know what was funnier, your post or these comments. You guys all crack me up.

But I'm gonna join J's mommy and reveal my ignorance ... how the hell do you KNOW that someone got to you by googling that??? Be nice, I'm new. :)

3/8/06, 7:18 PM  
Blogger Mom101 said...

Worry not Mrs F, as I told J's mum, we're not secretly tapping your homes. I leave that to the Bush administration. It's just a service called Sitemeter (dot com) that you subscribe to and it gives you some general info about your visitors. I think you can even try it free for a few weeks with the hope you'll realize you can never live without it.

3/8/06, 8:24 PM  
Blogger PAgirly said...

i've been visited by some naughty people too. i'll have to go back to my site meter report and find out what they typed to get to my HOT little blog!

3/9/06, 6:24 PM  
Blogger Her Bad Mother said...

Mine was "topless middle aged ladies." Today. Yeah, I cheered.

3/9/06, 6:41 PM  

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