Oh, those wacky life partners.
Me: Say something nice.
Him: What?
Me: Say something nice to me.
Him: Why?
Me: You're in a crappy mood and you're being a real shit. So say something nice to me.
(beat)
Him: Nice Boobs.
Me: Thank you.
Him: What?
Me: Say something nice to me.
Him: Why?
Me: You're in a crappy mood and you're being a real shit. So say something nice to me.
(beat)
Him: Nice Boobs.
Me: Thank you.
posted by Mom101 at 4:44 PM
16 Comments:
You asked for it, right?
Heh, heh... sounds like He's Being A Shit Day at my house.
:)
Awww....Sweet!
At least he didn't say, "You have a nice husband."
LOL! That's something my husband would say too. :-)
My hub would say the same thing....then grab them :)
Should have expected that one. I guess you get what you ask for, right? ;)
Oh no. I just let my honey read your post, and I think you just gave him ideas. I can see the wheels turning in his pretty brain. Serves me right. What was I thinking, sharing?
I identify very strongly through the state of my tits - so if they're looking good, then so am I. Congrats. :)
Well, he noticed them at least. Mine only get noticed if they stretch out and wind up on his side of the bed.
Sounds like the same thing mine would say too. I guess they ARE all the same!
Misadventurous Housewife: HiLARious!
I thought I was the only one who said things like, "Say something nice to me...." heehee. Thanks for sharing. I feel so much more normal now. heehee
HAHAHAHA! You know, I'd take that compliment. It works for me.
Husband: (laughing out loud) You have to read this post, it's soooo funny!
Me: (looking over his shoulder at your blog) Huh, I didn't know you were married to another woman. How come you never told me?
Because we've sold our story to the producers of Big Love for $$$$$. Sorry you had to find out this way.
We take what we can get sometimes...
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