3.11.2006

Oh, those wacky life partners.

Me: Say something nice.

Him: What?

Me: Say something nice to me.

Him: Why?

Me: You're in a crappy mood and you're being a real shit. So say something nice to me.

(beat)

Him: Nice Boobs.

Me: Thank you.


19 Comments:

Blogger kfk said...

You asked for it, right?

3/11/06, 5:53 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

Heh, heh... sounds like He's Being A Shit Day at my house.
:)

3/11/06, 6:16 PM  
Blogger Bethany said...

Men and Boobs! Well at least he made you laugh... right? ;-)

3/11/06, 6:37 PM  
Anonymous sweatpantsmom said...

Awww....Sweet!

At least he didn't say, "You have a nice husband."

3/11/06, 7:09 PM  
Anonymous Nancy said...

LOL! That's something my husband would say too. :-)

3/11/06, 7:19 PM  
Anonymous rhonda said...

My hub would say the same thing....then grab them :)

3/11/06, 9:22 PM  
Blogger Christina said...

Should have expected that one. I guess you get what you ask for, right? ;)

3/11/06, 10:29 PM  
Blogger Li said...

well, well, well...how is it my partner has jumped all the way over to your partner's body? I usually say...you are such a romancer!!!

By the by, thanks for takin' not of the blogs I frequent. You are all so cool. It is nice knowing a few in freakville.

3/12/06, 6:43 AM  
Blogger Aine said...

Could have been worse, I guess. :) I asked my ex something similar and what I got was,

"You have fantastic long legs. Broader than they used to be, but still really long."

Nearly.

3/12/06, 10:34 AM  
Blogger T. said...

Oh no. I just let my honey read your post, and I think you just gave him ideas. I can see the wheels turning in his pretty brain. Serves me right. What was I thinking, sharing?

3/12/06, 1:57 PM  
Anonymous Kristen said...

I identify very strongly through the state of my tits - so if they're looking good, then so am I. Congrats. :)

3/12/06, 5:09 PM  
Blogger The Histrionics of a Fat Housewife said...

Well, he noticed them at least. Mine only get noticed if they stretch out and wind up on his side of the bed.

3/12/06, 5:27 PM  
Blogger J's Mommy said...

Sounds like the same thing mine would say too. I guess they ARE all the same!

3/12/06, 8:19 PM  
Blogger Mom101 said...

Misadventurous Housewife: HiLARious!

3/13/06, 7:33 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

I thought I was the only one who said things like, "Say something nice to me...." heehee. Thanks for sharing. I feel so much more normal now. heehee

3/13/06, 1:07 PM  
Blogger Mama! Mama! (Mel) said...

HAHAHAHA! You know, I'd take that compliment. It works for me.

3/13/06, 6:50 PM  
Blogger Stefania Pomponi Butler aka CityMama said...

Husband: (laughing out loud) You have to read this post, it's soooo funny!

Me: (looking over his shoulder at your blog) Huh, I didn't know you were married to another woman. How come you never told me?

3/13/06, 9:54 PM  
Blogger Mom101 said...

Because we've sold our story to the producers of Big Love for $$$$$. Sorry you had to find out this way.

3/13/06, 11:18 PM  
Blogger mothergoosemouse said...

We take what we can get sometimes...

3/14/06, 9:34 AM  

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