Thalia's Birthday Weekend in Numbers
47: Number of minutes she lasted in her birthday dress before deciding that "naked time" would be more fun
7: Total number of times the happy birthday song was sung and candles were blown out
1 million: Number of dollars I wish I had so I could pay my relatives to live with me and attend to my children whenever I need to take a nap.
3: Number of friends made; 2 of them inanimate
100: Estimated number of times I felt like a complete dork tearing up over having a 2 year-old.