5.28.2008

That's It. I Am Officially a Mommyblogger

1. Mommybloggers "write about poop and stuff"
2. Mommybloggers get excited over the stupidest little details in their children's lives, as if anyone in the world would ever care that someone else's snot-nosed kid pooped on the f*cking potty. Whoo-hoo. Big deal. Whatever.
3. Mommybloggers = BO-RING.


38 Comments:

Blogger Devra said...

I'm thinkin' we need a name for those of us who read that crap you mommyblogger you are writing about? ; )

5/28/08, 11:33 PM  
Blogger Godless Sunday said...

Eh, What the hell? If you can't beat em' join em, right?

5/28/08, 11:35 PM  
Blogger PunditMom said...

But that potty is such a lovely shade of pink!

As for what to call us?? Hmmm ...

Mommybloggyreaders?

Chick chatters?

Girls gone wild?

5/28/08, 11:37 PM  
Blogger Backpacking Dad said...

Yeah.

Me too.

5/28/08, 11:44 PM  
Anonymous mothergoosemouse said...

Wanna know what's really sad? That I actually think your potty is cooler than our potty.

5/28/08, 11:45 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

Come on, potty training is exciting. If I'm not having any luck getting my own kid to do it then I'm ahppy to read about someone else's success. I don't care if that makes me a mommyblogging zombie.

5/28/08, 11:59 PM  
Anonymous crazedparent/charlene said...

wait, your kid pooped on the f*cking potty? i'm jealous -- can you get mine to do it too?

5/29/08, 12:01 AM  
Blogger Jane @ What About Mom? said...

Did you get this list somewhere? Sounds too real to be "made up."

And I have to agree with those who have expressed their potty-envy. The only BabyBjorn stuff at our house is the frontpack. That throne is way to cool for us!

5/29/08, 1:44 AM  
Blogger Sunny said...

I love the pink potty!My kids not only pooped there, but they read books and watched t.v.

5/29/08, 3:15 AM  
Anonymous Motherhood Uncensored said...

Well, it's way better than writing about how your college kid still needs diaper changes, so brag away.

Go T! GO!

5/29/08, 7:16 AM  
Blogger Fairly Odd Mother said...

I'm starting to think I may end up with the kid who needs diaper changes in college. Seriously, he could pee his pants and go on with his day as if nothing has happened.

5/29/08, 8:00 AM  
Blogger VerWaynia said...

Yeah for poop!!

5/29/08, 8:23 AM  
Anonymous Manager Mom said...

mommyblogger - gak, what an awful term.

I would not say boring...unappetizing, maybe, with me spotting the thong picture as I'm eating my breakfast...

5/29/08, 8:24 AM  
Blogger Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

I don't care what anybody says - the first time your kid poops in the potty is VERY exciting and the only people don't think so haven't just spent four years changing diapers 12 times a day.

5/29/08, 8:35 AM  
Blogger Mrs. Chicken said...

I'm with Sarah. Dude, pooping on the potty? SUCH a big deal. Unless you've never bought a 100-pack of Pampers, you just don't know. Am I right?

5/29/08, 10:06 AM  
Blogger Liz said...

I poop on the potty ALL THE TIME and no one ever makes a big deal about me. I feel so cheated.

5/29/08, 10:14 AM  
Blogger Jamie said...

Stumble on your blog only god knows how. Thanks for letting me know that I am not the only Crazy mom that likes to talk about Mr. Hanky's. Actually now that I look at it, we were both blogging at the same time in this crazy blog world....about Poo!! Weird.

5/29/08, 12:46 PM  
Blogger Assertagirl said...

I'm with Punditmom, that shade of magenta (fuscia? pink? violet?) can only enhance one's bathroom!

5/29/08, 1:51 PM  
Blogger Overwhelmed! said...

Welcome to the ranks of Mommybloggers. It's nice to have you hear.

I still get excited talking about poop. Maybe that's because my almost 3 1/2 year old still doesn't poop in the potty yet. Not even bribery is getting me anywhere.

5/29/08, 2:48 PM  
Blogger Mommy Writes said...

Anyone whose ever toilet trained a child will care. Yay for Pooping!

And, liz, when you're PT'ing a child, you'll get cheered, too. ("Are you pooping, Mommy? Yay, Mommy! Bye-bye, Mommy's poop!" In public restrooms.)

5/29/08, 3:40 PM  
Blogger sweetney said...

yeah, that's it. embrace it baby, embrace it!

ps: am also boring mommyblogger. i am not ashamed.

pps: F*%K ALL THE HATERS!!!!

5/29/08, 5:07 PM  
Blogger BOSSY said...

Bossy will worry when you are a BOMBY-blogger.

5/29/08, 5:47 PM  
Blogger Kathy said...

Hi, I linked to your blog via Bossy. Who knew baby bjorn made toilets!?! Do you think they have it in lilac?? My little one LOVES lilac...hot pink not as much. He is very particular.

5/29/08, 6:06 PM  
Anonymous MetroDad said...

As always, whenever I have a problem in my life, I like to turn to famed spiritual guru and member of Mensa, Melissa Joan Hart.

http://tinyurl.com/5h3u49

5/29/08, 7:21 PM  
Blogger caramama said...

Yeah for pooping in the potty!

I love the mommybloggers. :-)

5/29/08, 10:38 PM  
Blogger Ethan, Zach, and Emma's Mom said...

I'm with crazedparent/Charlene...If you can get my kid to poop in the potty, I'd appreciate it! He's my middle child, and will probably wear diapers to his college graduation!

5/29/08, 10:56 PM  
Blogger Amy said...

Welcome to motherhood! Although my poop and pee in the potty days are long gone (7 years!) I still loving me some mommy/real person blogging.

Don't knock it! If I had had a blog when mine were young it would read "Mommy Blogger trying her damndest to survive and thrive with three young children! HELP!!"

The internet is a fantastic support system. Use it! Mommyblogger label or not. Those of us who have ever mothered so totally hear you.

5/30/08, 12:51 AM  
Blogger Suburban Turmoil said...

Yuck! Who would ever want to write about POOP? No one would read the post or comment on it!

5/30/08, 9:35 AM  
Anonymous dorothy said...

Thalia pooped on the potty? Is my interpretation correct? If so - WHOO HOO!

5/30/08, 9:49 AM  
Anonymous Poli said...

That is funny and very true:) Only Mommybloggers can get excited over such things!

5/30/08, 11:25 AM  
Blogger Liz@thisfullhouse.com said...

Yeah, that's very nice and all, but at my house, it's ALL about the puke!

5/30/08, 12:18 PM  
Anonymous Grandmere said...

I love mommy bloggers

5/30/08, 3:18 PM  
Blogger Outnumbered2to1 said...

Haha, Mommy bloggers with the potty chair picture. Ugh, I'm a mommy blogger but I like to mix it up by talking about pop culture. Talking about if Angelina Jolie has had her twins or not is way more exciting than the fact that my son has yet to pee on the potty.

5/30/08, 6:06 PM  
Blogger Diana said...

What if they poop on the f*cking sidewalk and you blog about it? Does that make you a Mommyblogger?

Cause they did. And I did. And I'm thinking that should count. ;-)

5/30/08, 6:08 PM  
Anonymous Izzy said...

We have that potty in white and damn all coolness to hell, I happen to love it. Congrats to Thalia for making her first deposit :)

5/30/08, 7:11 PM  
Blogger Mocha said...

What do you call it if I have a crush on you then?

5/30/08, 8:44 PM  
Blogger modmom said...

psst..... where's your header?
(i can't see it right now)

i think those things are not boring, especially when you're talking :)

5/31/08, 11:56 AM  
Blogger Sarah K. said...

I'm a mommy-blogger , but about my dogs. I love your blog! Funny and interesting.

6/6/08, 11:53 PM  

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