I am definitely in the wrong industry
"Sounds good, Thalia."
"Okayyy...I'm going to work now, kid..."
"Can I come, mommy?"
"What do you do at work mommy?"
"I go to where the jellybeans are, to look at them and make sure the jellybeans are all okay."
"That's what you do for work?"
"You are a jellybean caretaker?"
"Yes! And you can come. And I put them all in a box and then there is paper and I take the paper off and I am very careful and then I put them back and then I make sure they are okay and then I can eat them. And then we jump! Jump, jump!"
"And that's what you do at work?"
"That's what I do at work."