After a mere 94 hours of deliberation, the cats have names
In any case, the names have been chosen after much deliberation.
(And really, what in tarnation would ever make me think Nate and I could agree quickly considering it took us 8 months to figure out what to name the baby.)
Here were a few typical conversations around cat names that I had this week. Just so you know what I've been enduring here.
Me: Thalia, what would you like to name the cats?
Thalia: Poop and Doop.
Me: I'll add it to the list.
Me: Nate, we really have to name the cats. Did you look at the list on my blog?
Nate: I have to say, I'm actually leaning towards the person who wrote #8 and #8 Green.
Me: That was Christina's 4 year-old son.
Nate: Well, it's awesome. He has a future in comedy.
Me: I'm not naming our cats based on a possible punchline for a joke you will never write.
Nate: Why not?
Nate: Think about it. They're great names.
Me: Thalia, any new names for the cats?
Thalia: Maybeeeeee...Cat and Dat.
Thali: I made a rhyme! Cat and Dat!
Me: Good job honey.
Me: We're thinking of naming the brown one Chorizo.
My Dad: That's a terrible name for a cat!
Me: Thanks a lot. And this is from someone who named their fluffy white dog after a designer handbag.
My Dad: Well, we didn't know at the time. We named him after the country, Cuba. Where he's from.
Me: I told you right away about the bag.
My Stepmother: Well we had already named him by then. It was too late.
Me: And Fendi was taken.
Me: Okay, I've pulled out a few that I really like.
Me: Eartha Kitt. A few people suggested it.
Me: Kafka? Mrs. Kafka?
Nate: What about the people who suggested Taylor? Or Gibbs? Or Monk?
Me: For the Redskins? No. These are not your cats! They're for the girls! Church was kind of fun. Like Churchill?
Nate: How about Atheist?
Me: Sushi is really cute.
Nate: I would like it if they looked even remotely Asian.
Me: Yeah, they're kind of generic cats aren't they. I also liked either Pancake or Waffle - the kids' favorite foods.
Nate: Their only foods.
Me: Cheerios? White Rice?
Me: You know, someone just suggested Fluffer.
Me: Okay, so we kind of have something for the brown cat. What about the gray cat? What's gray? Oh wait! I suddenly get the Dorian/Agnes reference. That's funny!
Nate: Grey Goose?
Me: Someone suggested Earl Grey.
Nate: Better for a boy cat.
Me: The Gray Lady...the New York Times. We could name her Maureen Dowd. Or Food Section.
Nate: Frank Bruni. Or Iamtheassholefrankbruni.
Me: How about something Shakespearean? You know, in the spirit of Desdemona.
Nate: WHAT? That's horrible! A writer using a literary name. How pretentious! How stupid!
Me: But Nate, you're a foodie. You work in a restaurant. You want to name the cats after your favorite cured meat product.
Nate: What? Totally different. Not even the same.
You can see what I've been up against.
In any case, I let Nate name one (what can I say, it grew on me) and Thalia name the other.
May I present to you...
Riso which is indeed one of the girls' four foods!)
Now onto the prizes.
Ginrod takes it all.
I'm convinced that her suggestion of Pork led Nate to Chorizo (although he denies it). Plus after Thalia threw out Pipi, I checked the comments, and wouldn't you know it, Ginrod had that one too. She's like a cat-naming savant! Email me and we'll talk prizing. (And damn lady, do you have to live overseas? Sheesh.)
Thanks so much for the help everyone. You are all amazing. I'm almost thinking about getting another one just so you can name it. But not really.