This is what happens when you breed with a comedian
Which do you like? Vodka in the morning or rum?
Fix me a bourbon, sweetie and go get my slippers.
Here, have a cigarette, Thalia...
At which point I yelled from the couch, "Nate! WHAT are you doing over there?"
"Oh," he said, with the awkward grin of a kid caught sneaking a cookie who doesn't actually regret it.
"We're playing bad grandma."