God, I'm freaking old
That's when I knew I was destined to be a professional writer.
Also, I looked like this:
I just wanted to put both of those factoids out there for every 17 year-old who is convinced that she is awesome and life will never get better than this.
Also, if you think your hair is cool now? It's not. It sucks.
So what were you doing in 86? And please don't say "being born."