7.21.2009

It's true, California. The gays are coming for your children.


And suddenly I have YMCA stuck on a continuous loop in my head.


29 Comments:

Blogger Bobbi Janay said...

That is hilarious!

7/21/09, 6:25 AM  
Blogger Amelia Sprout said...

Is the criminal wearing boxers and chaps? Are they assless chaps?

7/21/09, 6:49 AM  
Blogger Beth said...

Brilliant! LMAO.

7/21/09, 8:29 AM  
Blogger Mahlers On Safari said...

Playmobil is a Danish brand, isn't it? That explains it all.

7/21/09, 9:39 AM  
OpenID highlyirritable said...

Take a look at the hands. They are shaped PERFECTLY.

7/21/09, 10:07 AM  
OpenID madgetastic said...

I think chaps are, by design, always ass-less.

Put that package next to the Cowboys & Indians figures and and NIghtclub playset and we'll be in business.

7/21/09, 10:18 AM  
Blogger Fer*Cambe said...

Have you guys watched the funnyordie video that Alicia Silverstone, Elliot from Scrubs and a lot of other famous people do parodying that gathering storm commercial?
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6eddb255b2/a-gaythering-storm
hilarious, seriously watch it, Colbert does a less funny but still funny one on his show

7/21/09, 10:45 AM  
Blogger David said...

priceless.

7/21/09, 10:57 AM  
Blogger lonek8 said...

frankly I'm more disturbed by the fact that the one appears to be covered in blood than by their resemblance to "the gays". and also by YMCA running through MY head! and yes, chaps are always assless - otherwise they are PANTS! haha

7/21/09, 10:59 AM  
Blogger Mom101 said...

Lonek8, I'd like to think it's not blood. It's...lipstick?

7/21/09, 11:02 AM  
Blogger Elisa said...

Awesome. And they already make the cowboy and indian, right?

7/21/09, 11:05 AM  
Blogger Amber said...

You have to know some Playmobil designer somewhere is having a good laugh over this one.

And what is with that police officer's big smile? It doesn't seem to me that this occasion calls for mirth. Although I guess it depends on why he's smiling. ;)

7/21/09, 11:17 AM  
Blogger Petunia Face said...

And let's not get into the warning: choking hazard...

Seriously, though, as someone from California, I am ashamed of my state for passing Prop h8te.

7/21/09, 11:46 AM  
Blogger Erica Zamsky Hunt said...

Ok, so next time my husband gives me heck about wanting to get my son a doll (a boy one no less) I will be sure to show him these action figures and tell him to stop talking to me about creating a less "manly" man

7/21/09, 11:50 AM  
Blogger Wendy said...

I don't think they're allowed to sell these where I live. (Arkansas)

7/21/09, 12:12 PM  
Anonymous Barb said...

OMG, that's hilarious! But damn you for getting that song stuck in my head!!

7/21/09, 1:45 PM  
Blogger Jamie said...

This is great!!

7/21/09, 1:58 PM  
Blogger GingerB said...

The gays might bring them here to Utah, where they can learn that gay people kiss near a church and get in trouble, while the people who go to the church are wildly intolerant of everyone else. I hope we get the guys in chaps and not the grinning police. But I am fairly certain these toys may not be sold in Utah at all.

Boy howdy did this post make me laugh, until I got all mad about haters. Arrgghh.

7/21/09, 4:54 PM  
Anonymous Becky said...

Love it! We need to boycott Playmobil now because these toys are threatening my marriage!

7/21/09, 5:09 PM  
Blogger Dana's Brain said...

That is perfect! I especially love all the tattoos on the criminal. Because people with tattoos must always be criminals, right?

7/21/09, 6:29 PM  
Blogger Jessica said...

OMG that is the first thing that popped into my head too. Priceless. I think the Mormon's just shit their collective pants.

7/21/09, 10:05 PM  
Blogger Brian said...

Wait! The Village People are gay? Even the sailor? And just after I found out about Queen.

7/21/09, 11:45 PM  
Anonymous Vanessa said...

I thought it wasn't legal for them to be packages together anymore.

7/22/09, 12:32 AM  
Blogger Alana, Author of Domestically Challenged said...

Holy crap! They're selling the Village People!

7/22/09, 12:59 AM  
Anonymous Peter said...

The package does not look like official PlayMobil .. but rather some Chinese knock off ... but heck .. if they have the guts to get us toy Village People ... what is next // Kraftwerk? Cindy Lauper in plastic ? cool find

7/22/09, 5:47 AM  
Blogger Mom101 said...

Peter, I'll vouch for my awesome little local toy shop that it's authentic Playmobil.

Or is it GAYmobil?

Sorry, I'm 14 at heart.

(And I can't believe no one beat me to that one!)

7/22/09, 7:58 AM  
Anonymous SoMo said...

You should come see the Barbie/Ken display in the Quarter sometime. They are constantly getting their little leather outfits changed.

7/22/09, 11:20 AM  
Blogger Allio said...

How many children actually know that the Village People are gay? No harm, no foul.

7/22/09, 2:10 PM  
Anonymous Grizzly Kitteh said...

That's pretty awesome. I'd totally put that next to my deformed bear and walking stormtrooper on my desk.

I think the more frightening Playmobil set is the airport security checkpoint:
http://www.amazon.com/Playmobil-3172-Security-Check-Point/dp/B0002CYTL2

8/14/09, 8:30 PM  

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