Separated at birth. No really. So close it's uncanny.

I was messing around on Bing this weekend, and after typing my name into the image search (oh admit it, you do it too) this came up:

So now you understand why I hide behind my laptop in near anonymity day in and day out.

It's painful being so imperfect--just something I'm learning to live with.

One day at a time folks. One day at a time.


Anonymous Danielle said...

I know! I struggle on a daily basis with overcoming my utter gorgeousness.

8/22/09, 5:51 PM  
Blogger Heather said...

Well lucky you. The only one of note who shares my name is that teacher from Long Island who slept with a student. I suppose I look better in contrast! ;-)

8/22/09, 5:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WoW! I can see why you would have to hide...It must be tough being you. Being beautiful can't be easy! ;)

8/22/09, 6:21 PM  
Blogger Motherhood Uncensored said...

And you were worried me being shredded because...

8/22/09, 7:29 PM  
Blogger PunditMom said...

I'd have to hate you if I didn't love you so much!

8/22/09, 8:53 PM  
Blogger Momma Hunt said...

This sounds like my best friend, who when she typed her name into Google, she came up with a porn star's website that looks somewhat like her. She is slightly panicked because she is a middle school teacher and the kids might have a field day with this

8/22/09, 8:55 PM  
Blogger Magpie said...


8/22/09, 8:55 PM  
Blogger Amber, The Unlikely Mama said...

Haha, I just googled searched mine...and a TON of my own photos came up. GOD I'm stalkable :P

8/22/09, 9:12 PM  
Blogger just making my way said...

That's some really great lighting as well! You're not only gahgeous, you have a great photographer!

8/22/09, 9:23 PM  
Blogger Mom101 said...

Heather, trust me, she doesn't share my name.

It came from some lingerie blog and I honestly can't figure out what they and I could possibly have in common, unless at some point they linked to this.

8/22/09, 10:10 PM  
Blogger Bobbi Janay said...

I wish when you google my name that came up.

8/22/09, 11:29 PM  
Blogger jackie said...

if you've got it, flaunt it, right? that is awesome! love it. now are those a C or a D? i am just curious...

8/23/09, 3:44 AM  
Blogger Elisa, The Unlikely Housewife said...

What, that's not you? Shit, it's been too long since I saw you.


8/23/09, 5:03 AM  
Blogger Muskrat said...

I google myself from time to time as well, to make sure I'm associated with one blog and not associated with another.

The pictures that come up aren't quite like this, although an interesting one of me comes up if I use google images to look for "my snuggie."

8/23/09, 2:51 PM  
Anonymous the new girl said...

When I google my real married name, I come up as a PORN STAR.

So not kidding.

8/23/09, 8:38 PM  
Blogger Jill said...

Well, I never noticed that it almost looks like you have a penis when I met you in person, so you have that going for you!

8/23/09, 10:42 PM  
Blogger Midwest Mommy said...

lol. It reminds me of when we walked into the CK store. They had a big, huge picture of this beautiful lady in her underwear. I had just given birth to LM and was no where near or have ever been in the shape that woman was in. BG announced in the very crowded store: "Look it's mommy!" Embarrassed, I told her that was not mommy she kept insisting it was and only getting louder, lol Kids!

8/23/09, 11:30 PM  
Blogger Glennon said...

Mom 101,
Please don't use my likeness again without my permission.

8/24/09, 4:20 PM  
Anonymous Grizzly Kitteh said...

"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?"


8/24/09, 8:07 PM  
Anonymous Lisse said...

My full name and the domain name that goes with it are owned by a bikini model in California.

If it throws people off the trail, so much the better. ;>

8/24/09, 10:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hyphenated my lastname when I married, so when I google that, I get me! I'm pretty much the only human with that last name, so.

However, when I google my maiden name, all sorts of worthy women come up. Neurosurgeon and other doctors and professors. Activists for causes I would support. An athlete, a runner if i recall correctly.

It makes me feel inadequate in ways that a gorgeous model in lingerie never would. I mean, I'm cool with my size and shape and the way it's varied through the years. My husband is cool with it, and, before he came along several other men were too. So, no problem there.

BUT. I dropped out of college, generally can't committ to anything beyond a small donation (coins in a collection box small) and certainly should though never had the least interest in working out except as absolutely necessary. I don't envy the model, but I envy all these other women whose accomplishments I do beleive I could manage if I'd stayed in school.

p.s. I'm worried about my word verification: sureflu. is this a sign of what to expect soon??

9/4/09, 1:54 AM  

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