2.13.2011

I'll take Adult Party Favors in Inappropriate Places for 10, Bob

I was so happy to come home to my girls happily stabbing large chunks of fresh fruit with brightly colored toothpicks. Sage grinned at me, wielding her toothpick like Excalibur as she plunged it into each square of pineapple, each roly-poly grape. I reminded myself to serve food with toothpicks more often; for some reason it makes things taste better.

When I cleaned up later, I took a closer look at those toothpicks my mom had scavenged from the back of our kitchen drawers.


Oops.


31 Comments:

Anonymous Stacy said...

That's awesome. Ha!

2/13/11, 9:13 AM  
Blogger suzannah {so much shouting, so much laughter} said...

aahhhh! that is too funny:) scandal!

2/13/11, 9:55 AM  
Blogger Robin said...

Bwahahahaha! Love it!

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2/13/11, 9:56 AM  
Blogger MommyLovesStilettos said...

Hahahahah! That is awesome!

2/13/11, 10:24 AM  
Anonymous MommyV said...

That is HILARIOUS! And great post title. Love it.

2/13/11, 10:46 AM  
Blogger Danielle-Marie said...

No biggie. The toothpicks are just having privacy. Because they loooooove each other. Haha.

2/13/11, 11:13 AM  
Blogger the new girl said...

What a romantic Valentine's Day Post!

2/13/11, 12:00 PM  
Anonymous Cammie said...

That is way too funny!! I work at a place that sells stuff like that and I always wonder what happens when the kids find them ... they just look past the "oddness" and continue using the item for the intended purpose apparently lol.

2/13/11, 2:29 PM  
Anonymous Meagan @ The Happiest Mom said...

They're wrestling, right?

2/13/11, 4:20 PM  
Blogger WhisperingWriter said...

Haha, hilarious!!

2/13/11, 6:19 PM  
Anonymous Treva said...

At my bachelorette party four years ago, my best friend gave me penis-shaped ice cubes. I already dread the day far in the future when they're discovered by my son and his ten-year-old friends. Although I confess part of me also looks forward to it, because what can be funnier to a ten-year-old boy?

2/13/11, 6:37 PM  
Blogger Magpie said...

Excellent.

2/13/11, 6:51 PM  
Blogger Sheila said...

Now THAT'S funny!

2/13/11, 7:24 PM  
Anonymous Dorf's Daughter said...

No worries; the girls thought they were monkeys!

2/13/11, 8:15 PM  
Blogger Colleen said...

That is truly awesome.

2/13/11, 9:33 PM  
Blogger Ericka said...

lol. that is awesome.

2/13/11, 10:45 PM  
Blogger PeaceLoveGuac said...

One of them is getting a back rub, right?

2/13/11, 11:21 PM  
Blogger Amber said...

Tee hee!

Also? I'm glad it was you and not me. ;)

2/14/11, 12:08 AM  
Blogger Mrs. Q. said...

Oh, I love that your mom didn't even notice.

That must have been some cocktail! (Sex on the beach? Sloe comfortable screw?)

Happy Valentine's Day!

2/14/11, 7:35 AM  
Anonymous Asha {Parent Hacks} said...

OMG. The cocktail toothpicks. Or should I say cock tail toothpicks?

2/14/11, 10:51 AM  
Anonymous Melissa said...

That is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Thanks for the laugh.

2/14/11, 10:53 AM  
Blogger Maggie said...

Ah hahahahahaha!!

2/14/11, 1:54 PM  
Blogger Your escalator operator said...

Excellent! At first glance - with the small version of the photo - I sort of thought maybe it was a "2." And then, not so much.

2/14/11, 1:54 PM  
Anonymous Christine Parrott said...

I just happened upon your blog via Boston Mamas link and this was the very first post I read.
Omg.
I'm hooked.
I've got my 2.5 year old son sleeping next to me and it was all I could do to keep from bursting out in laughter as I came to the end of your post and zoomed in on your Instagram photo on my iPhone.
Ahhhhh. Thanks. You made my day.

2/14/11, 6:50 PM  
Anonymous The Nutter Sisters said...

OK, that is some seriously funny!!! Thanks for the laugh. :)

2/15/11, 1:39 PM  
OpenID JD said...

Fabulous. And the fact that you actually have adult party favors in your house is even more fabulous.

2/16/11, 9:21 PM  
Anonymous JD said...

Oh - and I'm also wondering if your mom has bad eyesight or a wicked sense of humor.

2/16/11, 9:23 PM  
Blogger Elaine A. said...

I bet that was SOME party back in the day... Thanks for making me ACTUALLY LOL. ;)

2/16/11, 11:44 PM  
Blogger Nan said...

OMG! Too funny! Any explanation from your mom? ;) I just found you from tracking the Toyota story. I look forward to reading more of your posts!

2/17/11, 2:20 PM  
Anonymous Lindsay said...

hahaha I love it

2/18/11, 1:57 PM  
Blogger the weirdgirl said...

Bwahahaaa! Fully awesome.

2/18/11, 2:15 PM  

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