If 1 Million Monkeys Sat Down At Typewriters...

...or similarly, one 2 year-old with nascent small motor skills sat down with a pen and paper, what are the scientific odds that she'd create this:


Blogger Stephanie Wilson she/her @babysteph said...

You're naughty. Or am I totally reading into this wrong?


8/3/07, 5:56 PM  
Blogger Doodaddy said...

I see a 1989 Toyota Camry. Why, what do *you* see in that picture?

8/3/07, 6:32 PM  
Blogger anniemom said...

Holy phallic Rorscach, Batman! WAY cool.

8/3/07, 6:44 PM  
Blogger kirida said...

I see something naughty, too. But my maturity's pretty nascent, too.

8/3/07, 7:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, that made me laugh like a man it was so deep. It kinda scared me.

But, MAN, that's funny!

8/3/07, 7:08 PM  
Blogger BITE MY COOKIE said...

amazingly uncircumsized.
and totally almost proportionate.
got any good art preschools in your neighborhood?

8/3/07, 7:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like she's been spending some time with Mominatrix.

8/3/07, 7:26 PM  
Blogger sarah doow said...

Oh ok, NOW I see it.
Man, I am just so slow, I mean, innocent.

8/3/07, 7:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

alternatively it could be Florida.

you know, the state of Hanging Chad

8/3/07, 7:33 PM  
Blogger sam {temptingmama} said...


Smart cookie.

Maybe she's trying to tell you something, no?

8/3/07, 7:38 PM  
Blogger Lawyer Mama said...


You've got to keep that pink dildo away from the kiddos.

8/3/07, 7:39 PM  
Blogger Gray Matter Matters said...

Hmmmm...tell Nate I'm impressed, but next time he might want to just put out a bowl of fruit for her to draw.

8/3/07, 7:52 PM  
Blogger AndreAnna said...

Very impressive. Maybe a career in Davidian sculpting is up her alley.

8/3/07, 8:07 PM  
Blogger Motherhood Uncensored said...

The comments are hilarious.

I thought she spelled IV.


8/3/07, 8:25 PM  
Blogger tracey.becker1@gmail.com said...

Oh. Oh my. Oh my word.

8/3/07, 8:27 PM  
Blogger Chicky Chicky Baby said...

I had to turn my laptop over, but I finally see it. Impressive.

8/3/07, 8:46 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

It took me a second of looking, but I just about lost my coke out my nose when I caught it! Too funny! This should be saved for your inapproriate baby book!

8/3/07, 9:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If your next post contains a shaky depiction of a vagina, I'm going to be concerned. :)

8/3/07, 9:25 PM  
Blogger Blog Owner said...

Wow, kids on the east coast DO get a better education.

8/3/07, 9:47 PM  
Blogger Kyla said...

I laughed for a long time, and then I had to show my husband. He cocked his head to the side and said "Wow. That's really...ummm...accurate. Wow." And burst into fits of laughter.

Thalia's got skillz. ;)

8/3/07, 10:03 PM  
Blogger Mom101 said...


Heh. Hehheh.

You said "cocked."

8/3/07, 10:09 PM  
Blogger Heather Hartwig said...

And I thought my two year old was a genius because she started drawing the letter S this week, but she is clearly way behind the curve.

8/3/07, 10:09 PM  
Blogger Christina said...

Yes, it's a lovely Florida, with a slightly misshapen panhandle...oh wait.

Yeah. Pretty lifelike drawing there.

8/3/07, 10:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like a mitten to me, but what do I know? *heh*

8/3/07, 10:49 PM  
Blogger Girlplustwo said...

the kid rocks.

8/3/07, 11:49 PM  
Blogger Kyla said...

Hahahaha. I sure did. *lol*

8/4/07, 12:53 AM  
Blogger Heather said...

Maybe she's been playing in your bedside table? ;-)

8/4/07, 1:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A future Mapplethorpe?

8/4/07, 7:26 AM  
Blogger Damselfly said...

Um. That's a hand, right? ;)

8/4/07, 11:25 AM  
Blogger zchamu said...

It's Sweden and Norway in a mirror, right? :|

8/4/07, 2:15 PM  
Blogger Mahlers On Safari said...

It makes me wonder what she's seeing around the house...

8/4/07, 4:13 PM  
Blogger Bon said...

erm, perhaps she wants to visit Nova Scotia?

or perhaps she's been watching daddy shower. one or the other, definitely. ;)

8/4/07, 4:23 PM  
Blogger Victoria said...

I thought for sure it was a cursive F U! bwahahaha

8/4/07, 6:47 PM  
Blogger misguidedmommy said...

is it bad that turns me on...in my defense i'm pregnant, everything turns me on

8/4/07, 7:33 PM  
Blogger LTYM said...

Well, at least she's already got a good sense of proportion...

8/4/07, 7:33 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I'm not a drama queen, I assure you. This IS funny as everyone says, however, I am a bit concerned. My partner is a Children's Social Worker and she deals with children who are sexually abused among many other horrible things. Please don't misunderstand. I'm only saying that this is inappropriate for a child her age, despite the fact that it's funny. How does she know what a penis looks like?? Something to think about.

8/4/07, 9:04 PM  
Blogger Kris said...

Lucy's Mom-I don't think she actually meant to draw a penis. Kids just draw. Lord knows my kids have drawn some strange looking things. I wouldn't really put a whole lot into what a 2 year old draws. They really don't have enough hand coordination to draw something like that on purpose.

8/4/07, 9:29 PM  
Blogger Jaelithe said...

Yeah, Lucy's Mom-- most two-year-olds don't have enough fine motor control yet to actually create accurate representative drawings. They do, however, like to scribble a lot. If Thalia were one of the rare exceptions who do have the control to draw well at this age, she would also be able to draw other things, like cars or dogs or ice cream cones. I am fairly certain this is an accident.

A HILARIOUS accident.

(Does the fact that it took me a full minute to see it mean I am not getting enough action?)

8/4/07, 10:58 PM  
Blogger Kris said...

Does the fact that I saw it right away make me dirty minded? *blush* LMAO!

8/5/07, 12:14 AM  
Blogger mamatulip said...

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste. ;)

8/5/07, 8:51 AM  
Blogger Kelly said...

Looking slightly turgid, slightly flaccid.

(And I thank you for the opportunity to use both of those words in a sentence. It was fun!)

8/5/07, 12:12 PM  
Blogger motherbumper said...

Got to keep the art teacher on her toes (or in this case, mommy). Her grasp of still life is amazing.

8/5/07, 12:39 PM  
Blogger ~HS said...

(Oh my, the blog police, lol)

Anyway, it was a 2 year old's scribble. It's us that's twisted.

And I've always thought Florida was a bit phallic.

I remember when my son was eight and he brought me a magazine he said had porn in it. It was a National Geographic!!

8/5/07, 12:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm...uncircumcized? I thought you guys were Jewish.

8/5/07, 2:04 PM  
Blogger Her Bad Mother said...

WonderBaby would like to bid on that work. It's a near-perfect portrait of Toadstool, the Phallic Lovey.

What should we open at? Two cookies and an Elmo sticker?

8/5/07, 2:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the hanging chad florida comment! fuckin' hilarious. i can't stop laughing.

your kid is a total rockstar. i couldn't have drawn that better myself!

8/5/07, 2:39 PM  
Blogger Cristina said...

LOL. What an arteest!

8/5/07, 2:39 PM  
Blogger Blog said...

You HAVE to frame that...!

8/5/07, 3:45 PM  
Blogger Villagepig said...

Sweet jesus! the little girl wonder drew a voel! :-)

Good on her..


8/5/07, 4:59 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

that's italy, right? or south america? tex-ass?

love the way the careless scribble over to the right makes this drawing all come to a head. (oor er!)

8/5/07, 7:20 PM  
Blogger Fairly Odd Mother said...

I see "FU".

Is this a quiz?

8/6/07, 9:20 AM  
Blogger BOSSY said...

No fair. Bossy is in a seashore library scarfing teh free internets and now you've made her laugh so hard she's going to be kicked out.

8/6/07, 5:10 PM  
Blogger Ruth Dynamite said...

I would so totally frame that. She's gifted alright.

8/9/07, 8:22 PM  
Blogger J said...

That's one for the baby book.

8/22/07, 6:22 PM  

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