7.28.2007

PutStuffOnHerBadMother.Com

(With apologies to putstuffonyourcat.com)















Thanks to Her Royal Badness for allowing us to take her dignity right along with her consciousness.

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60 Comments:

Blogger mothergoosemouse said...

C, we love you. That's why we didn't freeze your bra or put your hand in warm water.

7/28/07, 11:47 AM  
Blogger stephanie said...

I am so totally looking forward to going next year...I wanna be unconscious, surrounded by condom lollipops, cigarettes, and wild women. Wait, sounds like college; I HAVE done this. I think I'm game again though.

7/28/07, 11:49 AM  
Anonymous Chase said...

Catherine is either a VERY heavy sleeper or there were mucho Yahootinis involved in the hours preceding this montage.

I think I'm placing my money on the Yahootinis.

7/28/07, 11:55 AM  
Blogger gingajoy said...

Catherine was comatoze. We could seriously have violated her SO MUCH MORE. but we refrained, because we respect her dignity too much...

7/28/07, 11:57 AM  
Blogger Jennifer aka Binky Bitch said...

Oh so funny! Thanks for posting these pictures!

7/28/07, 12:14 PM  
Blogger Her Bad Mother said...

YOU EVIL BITCHES.

I'm coming for you.

(And? Joy? We sleep in the same room. Watch your back.)

7/28/07, 12:32 PM  
Blogger flutter said...

Oh my god I think i just peed my pants

7/28/07, 12:51 PM  
Blogger mamatulip said...

That. Is. Awesome.

7/28/07, 12:53 PM  
Blogger Julie Pippert said...

I can't even see what all you did to her, you guys...I'm just stunned someone can SLEEP THROUGH THAT!

I want the trick. Bottle it and sell it. :)

7/28/07, 1:24 PM  
Anonymous sam said...

OMG!!!!! I'm gonna pee!

Tonight pictures of someone riding her?? LMAO!

7/28/07, 1:41 PM  
Blogger the new girl said...

Duuuude.
How many points do you get for a picture of a passed out (and awesome) blogger about to be violated with Kristen's manual breast pump?

Should be like 10 BAH-zillion.

7/28/07, 1:48 PM  
Anonymous mrs. q. said...

Mean. At least she still has both eyebrows. And I love how she sleeps with her hands in dead-person-open-casket position.

7/28/07, 2:39 PM  
Blogger doow said...

Pure genius.

7/28/07, 3:06 PM  
Blogger DD said...

The wink appears a little wonky.

I don't know how you even got through all that without giggling her awake.

7/28/07, 3:41 PM  
Anonymous former dyspeptic still without a blog in these blogful times said...

Sheeesh!

I don't see the casket reference-
but I do see someone who is regal being mocked. This is all in good fun? Am I missing something?

7/28/07, 3:52 PM  
Anonymous L.A. Daddy said...

Bad, bad, bad. On so many levels. And, yet, sooo good.

7/28/07, 4:01 PM  
Blogger Major Bedhead said...

Hysterical.

7/28/07, 4:10 PM  
Blogger Granny said...

Too funny!

7/28/07, 4:13 PM  
Anonymous Beth Blecherman said...

So that is where all the fun was last night! I am soooo partying with you tonight at BlogHer.

7/28/07, 5:02 PM  
Blogger The Estrogen Files said...

LOVE IT!!

7/28/07, 5:17 PM  
Blogger ewe are here said...

hahahahahahaha

Poor Catherine.

hahahahahahaha

I so wish I could have been there.

7/28/07, 5:24 PM  
Blogger Christine said...

I was bummed I wasn't going to BlogHer...NOW I AM PISSED! Did you guys do the shaving-cream-on-finger-then-tickle-nose thing?

7/28/07, 6:05 PM  
Anonymous crunchy carpets said...

Snort....
And this is what moms do when they escape

7/28/07, 6:17 PM  
Blogger Fairly Odd Mother said...

Oh you guys. . . you know payback is a bitch. Can't wait for it! : )

7/28/07, 6:38 PM  
Blogger Amy Jo said...

This was just about the funniest thing I've seen all day!

7/28/07, 6:46 PM  
Blogger slouching mom said...

Catherine, you are a good sport, love.

Snort.

7/28/07, 7:20 PM  
Blogger liv said...

Now making me a little less sad that I wasn't able to come...oh, the photographic evidence!

7/28/07, 7:57 PM  
Anonymous ali said...

this may the funniest thing i have ever seen. ever.

7/28/07, 8:41 PM  
Blogger b*babbler said...

This is far too funny.

I can't wait to see the photos of the revenge!

7/28/07, 9:18 PM  
Blogger Kaleigh said...

I'm so freaking jealous! That's what I get for NOT turning in early.

7/28/07, 9:46 PM  
Anonymous prescott said...

It's so nice to see that maturity isn't a requirement for being a good parent.

7/29/07, 12:31 AM  
Anonymous Jenny said...

Evil. But funny.

7/29/07, 1:26 AM  
Blogger modmom said...

like my 7th grade slumber party victim i still feel guilty about, but now feel it wasn't so mean

7/29/07, 1:48 AM  
Blogger Mary G said...

Uh huh! Serious conference. Deep thinking.
Snork.
You lot are hilarious. HBM, get 'em back.

7/29/07, 7:48 AM  
Blogger Jonathon Morgan said...

holy shit that looks hysterical.

7/29/07, 10:13 AM  
Blogger moosh in indy. said...

It was only a matter of time before something like this happened.

7/29/07, 2:09 PM  
Anonymous dorothy said...

Remind me to NEVER EVER room with you guys...

7/29/07, 2:48 PM  
Blogger Lara said...

i'll pay you $20 to violate me like that at blogher '08.

7/29/07, 2:50 PM  
Blogger Phoenix said...

You guys are so BAD. ut so dam funny. Thanks for sharing.

7/29/07, 2:53 PM  
Blogger Fidget said...

*snort snort snort**

my she's a deep sleeper! hee!

7/29/07, 5:05 PM  
Blogger jen said...

this is beyond hilarious and i cannot believe i missed it. the noise from your room permeated, girlfriend. simply awesome.

7/29/07, 5:42 PM  
Blogger Lawyer Mama said...

Oh, dude.

Catherine is such a good sport!

Totally loved meeting you, Liz. You were right - I loved your mother. But not more than you. You're both fantastic!

7/29/07, 8:08 PM  
Anonymous WhyMommy said...

I MISSED YOU GUYS!

Totally. You rock.

We didn't do this to ANYONE over in the Second Life BlogHer. :-(

7/29/07, 10:44 PM  
Blogger Sharm said...

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7/29/07, 11:03 PM  
Blogger Stefania said...

It could have been so much worse.

Poor Catherine!

7/29/07, 11:48 PM  
Blogger Lotta said...

That is too funny!

7/30/07, 1:10 AM  
Anonymous Blonde Chick said...

This has definitely made me decide that I WILL BE GOING NEXT YEAR!

You gals are a riot!

7/30/07, 9:34 AM  
Blogger PunditMom said...

You bad, bad ladies! ;)

7/30/07, 12:27 PM  
Blogger Tere said...

Oh damn, that was fucking hilarious! Priceless!

7/30/07, 12:29 PM  
Anonymous dana said...

Good golly. Catherine, you see they've laid down the gauntlet for next year, now you have to come back with something better. :)

7/30/07, 12:37 PM  
Blogger Baby in Broad said...

Mommy bloggers are evil bitches...in the best way. Hells yeah!

7/30/07, 1:31 PM  
Anonymous Mommy Babble said...

That she let you live to post the pictures says so much about her patience and restraint. LOL

Looks like a great time, I hope I get to go next year.

7/30/07, 2:52 PM  
Anonymous Momish said...

Looks like a great time was had by all! HBM is a wonderful sport and also very stunning, even with all that stuff on her!

7/30/07, 3:21 PM  
Blogger Suburban Turmoil said...

That is fucking HILARIOUS.

7/30/07, 3:39 PM  
Anonymous Elizabeth said...

I don't know which photo cracked me up more-the one with Julie making that face, the one with the two weird stick ball things that were in the bowl on the dresser, or the manual breast pump. Or maybe the one with Joy holding that slice of pizza-how did she not smell that? Next year, I wanna party with you guys!

7/30/07, 4:24 PM  
Blogger gorillabuns said...

i'm surprised, you didn't put her hand in a glass of cold water.

quite funny!

7/30/07, 5:31 PM  
Anonymous TB said...

Awesome. All the breastfeeding moms taking advantage of their three drink maximum to get the non lactating mom while she's passed out. You all took it to a new level this year. Sorry I missed it.

7/30/07, 10:18 PM  
Blogger creative-type dad said...

LOL!

Did you freeze her bra too?

7/31/07, 12:46 PM  
Blogger Immoral Matriarch said...

I'm a year late, I know - but Catherine just linked me this and I had to comment, even though it's just to say:

Ahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!

7/24/08, 11:16 PM  
Blogger I am a silly cow. :p said...

That is some funny stuff right there...Thanks for the laugh!

9/15/09, 10:31 AM  

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