A Public Service Announcement

So you know how after you have a baby that they tell you to relax? Not lift anything? Like, say...a toddler? And that not lifting anything, like, say a toddler, might include carrying her two blocks to the pediatrician when she doesn't feel like walking?

Probably a good idea to listen to the advice. Or you might have to deal with repercussions like, say, strained pelvic ligaments, which keep you from being able to walk without moaning for four days.

Good times.