It's a Nasty, Cold, Miserable Day Out. And in Other News...Contest Winners.
A whole damn week of stalking Pitt and Clooney with paltry results and who does Nate just stumble into at work today? La Brad.
-No he's not
-No she wasn't
-No idea who they were
In far more important news (Well, to like six of us), the awesome caption contest entries have been judged by leaders in the lucrative world of humorous blog writing and tabulated by the accounting firm PriceWaterhouseCoopers after their all-Martini holiday blowout late last night at Ghost Bar.
"At least I have my dignity. " (Marketing Mommy)
"...and I for one welcome our plastic animal overlords..." (Queen of Spain)
"Expend 1 to reroll dwarven spell damage." (Anonymous; and I'm embarrassed that I get it)
"I should have stopped at that second martini." (Zellmer)
"You there with the camera? You really need to get a job." (The New Girl)
"Very funny. But not as funny as Guess where I took a dump." (Grey Matter Matters and similarly, Kaleigh)
"What are the odds that she tastes like chicken?" (Friend of Emily, who has to be one of my relatives but not exactly sure which)
"Ever since that lead-paint-from-China scare, chewing toys just doesn't seem as appealing as it once did." (NG)
And the winner:
A donation is being made in the name of, um.."Pixie," I guess, to help the victims in Washington State who could probably use a little more to laugh about these days.