7.04.2010

Mom-101's First Postulate of the Jersey Shore

First Postulate: Some people really do need to wear bras.

Second Postulate: Some people really do need to wear bras. Not all of them are women.

Third Postulate: The names Snooki, Pauly D, and The Situation are not to be mentioned in the company of those who own multi-million dollar oceanfront property.

Fourth Postulate: Wawa is a religion


15 Comments:

Blogger Doug said...

Extra Postulate:

Nude beaches should be curated

7/4/10, 8:12 AM  
Blogger Esther Crawford said...

As a Jersey Shore virgin, any word on the actual frequency of fist pumping and blowouts? ;)

7/4/10, 8:55 AM  
Blogger just making my way said...

You know, my grandparents lived on the Jersey Shore and we went there for years. I definitely prefer my childhood memories to knowing about things like Snooki or The Situation.

7/4/10, 8:59 AM  
Anonymous Motherhood Uncensored said...

We'll be Jersey ships passing in the night - I'll "ching" my Wawa sub and coffee with you as we're driving down and you're driving back.

Also, on the 7th day God created WAWA.

AMEN.

7/4/10, 10:53 AM  
Anonymous jerseygirl89 said...

They should divide the shore into zones - the "I love Snooki" zone, the "Snooki makes me want to hide under my beach towel" zone and a small "What is Snooki and why hasn't Phipps brought me my vodka gimlet yet?" zone.

7/4/10, 12:39 PM  
Blogger Marketing Mommy said...

Just yesterday my 5 year old daughter said to me: "Mommy? There are some boys, some fat boys, who kind of look like they have boobs. But they don't wear bras."

P.S. Do they allow DIY fireworks on the Jersey Shore?

7/4/10, 1:40 PM  
Anonymous Jen Singer said...

We go "down the shore" with my German in-laws, so we shop at the "Va-Va" in "Vildvood."

Make sure you check out the lovely T-shirts on the Boardwalk with bon mots about how Italian girls "do it" and completely inappropriate shirts in size 2-T that start at "I'm a boob man" and get worse from there.

Vonderful.

7/4/10, 4:24 PM  
Anonymous Bryony Boxer said...

The second one got me laughing out loud. :)

7/5/10, 5:35 PM  
Blogger Reff said...

Wawa is awesome!

7/6/10, 8:34 AM  
Blogger Magpie said...

About that second one? I saw a prepubescent boy yesterday, on the beach, with breast that were saggier than mine...

Yikes.

7/6/10, 11:32 AM  
Anonymous Carla said...

Wawa! OMG this brought back memories =)

7/6/10, 11:38 PM  
Blogger MamaTink said...

Thank you, from a fellow Jerseyan!

7/7/10, 10:59 AM  
Anonymous Anne-Marie|This Mama Cooks said...

There's "TV Jersey Shore" and real life Jersey shore. All I can say is that the TV version is radically different from the one I grew up in. FYI, Snookie and cast are imports. They aren't really from that part of NJ.

7/7/10, 12:48 PM  
Anonymous new bingo sites said...

Very true. This made me laugh. Thanks for posting this up!

7/8/10, 1:19 PM  
Anonymous Jesica Davis said...

I grew up spending summers on the Jersey Shore and chose to ignore a lot of things in my years there, i.e. the snookis and da situations. Instead, even as a kid, I preferred to concentrate on the white sand, the waves, the salty breezes, the pizza and the sunsets. Enjoy, all east coast folk, I'm a southern california girl now!

7/9/10, 9:25 PM  

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