Top 10 reasons to buy your 8 year old a padded bikini top from Abercrombie
9. Every young girl's self-esteem should hinge on the size of her breasts.
8. It's a less expensive way to give your daughter premature breasts than hormone-fed beef
7. It would be ageist to limit cleavage to the post-pubescent.
6. All the girls are doing it in the OC.
5. She'll be a shoo-in at the Little Miss Hooters pageant (junior division).
4. It's not like it's a D Cup.
3. She still has to wait until 13 for implants.
2. Your just jelous.
1. Maybe if she's lucky, Roman Polanski will date her.
[ht kelly wallace. And abercrombie]