While I was combing the web for nursing bra photos yesterday...

Wanna see the new hairs I have around my nipples? They're HUGE!

Um, I think my silicone is leaking.

You'll never guess what I'm doing right now, Bob!
No, seriously, guess...nope...uh-uh....guess again...

Why in the world would nurses need special bras?
I'm, like, so confused.

You promise this won't end up on the internet, right?


Blogger Aine said...

Oh, now that did make me laugh. :D

3/2/06, 11:26 AM  
Blogger Jess Riley said...

Oh my Lord. I just laughed completely out loud in my office at the picture of the woman attached to breast pumps plus your imaginary dialogue. Thank you for that! :) And as for the rest of those photos, um...wow, I honestly don't know what to say! They disturbed me, though.

3/2/06, 12:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have nothing cute or funny to say - except -

I would love to have been a fly on the wall at the shoot with the pumping mom on the phone.

She'll probably NEVER ever want to breastfeed her children after wearing that contraption.

3/2/06, 12:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL! You are one creative lady. I will never look at nursing bra photos the same way again. ;-)

3/2/06, 12:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You knock me out. I'd love to know what your mother did to make you such a funny woman!

3/2/06, 12:21 PM  
Blogger Mom101 said...

Dorf: Mainly she locked me in the attic of my rich grandmother's mansion for several years, where I created a sad little 2-dimensional garden out of construction paper and participated in perverse role-playing games with my twin brother and two little siblings.

3/2/06, 12:34 PM  
Blogger Bridgermama said...

Thanks for the chuckle this morning!

3/2/06, 1:02 PM  
Blogger theirstepmom said...


3/2/06, 1:46 PM  
Blogger MrsFortune said...

Mom-101 - really? That happened to you? Cuz I read this book, it was called ... Flowers for Algernon? I think or ... an Attic for Algernon or some such and it was just like that!!

I lurve these photos. You crack me up. Not love them. I lurve them.

Writing captions is such a gift.

3/2/06, 2:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You see, now is it just me or are those women being purposefully posed in sexy peephol-bra-style positions?

Actually, that's reminded me. I did always used to find it rather sexy the way my nursing bra undid to reveal a nipple.

In fact, breastfeeding is kinda sexy. Sorry, but it is. I got really freaked out by the sexulality of it all, now that I think about it.

(you'll find out, it's amazing how much of this stuff you forget. Really quickly. In a year's time you'll barely remember any of it)

3/2/06, 4:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Flowers For Algernon is such a lovely tale, makes me cry every time. But what does it have to do with being locked in an attic with 2-dimensional stuff?


3/2/06, 4:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your funniest post yet. Always good, today a gem.

3/2/06, 4:55 PM  
Blogger Alisyn said...

I love it!

You are inspired.

3/2/06, 4:59 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Ok what you told Dorf on how you got to be so funny. That was great. I think you should write a book about your childhood. Call it maybe.... Hmmmmm. FLowers in the something or other....

3/2/06, 6:31 PM  
Blogger Nicole said...

Very funny. You inspire me!

3/2/06, 6:49 PM  
Blogger MrsFortune said...

Clare - flowers for algernon has NOTHING to do with being locked in an attic. Flowers in the Attic, however, does (I think that's what Mom101 was referring to in her comment) and I was just being stupid.

3/2/06, 7:13 PM  
Blogger the stefanie formerly known as stefanierj said...

Wow, a funny, funny post and super-literary comments to boot. Always a two-for-one treat here at Mom-101. I won't skip a day again!

3/2/06, 7:35 PM  
Blogger Mom101 said...

Yes Stephanie, you are right! I pride myself on having the wittiest, most articulate, most educated readers of any momblog on the web. (Except for the readers of my readers' blogs, of course.)

3/2/06, 7:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL! i haven't been online in ages and i am dashing here and there and having a ball! thanks for the laugh! my favorite was the clueless gal. so silly!

3/2/06, 9:21 PM  
Blogger Mama Kelly said...

OMG laughed right out loud --- thank you for lifting my mood!!!!

3/2/06, 9:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


3/3/06, 11:33 AM  
Blogger Stacy said...

yet another gem!!! god i wish i was funny!

3/3/06, 3:00 PM  
Blogger Mom101 said...

J's Mom: If you wrote "are you a flirt" quizzes for Seventeen, you were funny, even if you didn't know it. I eagerly await that post!

3/3/06, 3:30 PM  
Blogger Julie Marsh said...

Those are hilarious!

3/4/06, 2:23 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I don't mean to sound like a boob, but I must say thanks for keeping me abreast of the situation with your titilating post.

3/4/06, 7:53 PM  
Blogger scarbie doll said...

Those are hilarious! Who knew nursing bras could feel so pornesque?

Anyway, if you actually want a half decent nursing bra, I recommend the Bravado bra. They are super comfy and you don't have to handwash them (who the f*&^ has time to handwash with a new baby?).

3/6/06, 9:16 AM  

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