There's A New Pick-Up Line In Town
Nate: "So, what are you doing for the next two minutes?"
posted by Mom101 at 9:44 AM
8.25.2006
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29 Comments:
that Nate's one sweet talker. and you are one lucky girl. xox
LOL! At least he's honest! Last night after my husband pulled me out of the shower for some "attention," I went back to the shower and mumbled to myself, "why did I even turn the shower off?" Unfortunatly he was standing right behind me looking rather pouty. Not my fault stud!
now THAT'S romance!
Look on the bright side--more time for blogging!
lol!! Sad, but true for most men.
fortunately i didn't get "most men"!
Shall we call him Speedy Gonzales?
sigh i wish the hubster could master the art of the quicky
Hey, I'm all for efficiency!
I got -
You want to go have some morning lovin?
He just out of the shower and my daughter sitting in the room next to us.
eh. I'll pass there stud muffin.
LMAO. That sounds just like my husband on occasion.
*swoon*
LOL!
*snort*
I like that almost as much as Dave's classic: "You look hot, babe. Why don't I check your temperature with my dick thermometer?"
Yeah, the dick thermometer line still cracks me up like nothing else.
I'd actually be inclined to take an offer of in and out in two minutes - literally.
smoooooooooth
In the pregnant state I'm in now, this line might actually work on me. Except it would take me two minutes just to, um, assume a position.
That's hot.
(Though probably quite effective. That's usually how long it takes me to re-think a positive answer.)
Classic!
Wow, you're one lucky lady. I never get lines like that.
Usually it's "What are you doing for the next 30 seconds."
Oooh, he'd kill me if he knew i said that.
"Take off your clothes, Emily's asleep" is the one I best respond too...
You get two minutes? Dang..I didn't know what I was missing! ::Thinking:: Maybe he could douse it in benzocaine?
Now that's what I call romance! :)
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Sweeet. I get "Could you help me out with something for a minute?" Usually on Saturday morning when I've just started vacuuming or something.
Wow. I bet you just swooned on that one didn't you? I know I would. ROFL Men!
It looks like you too have a 2 minute wonder on your hands. Could be worse, I suppose.
HA! That is great...I guess it's better than one minute....
Ahhhh .... romance is still alive!
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-chokes with laughter-
Oh my, my, my, my, my, my!
I love a man who's honest.
Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
I get that one a lot, too. Also: I promise, you won't feel a thing.
Sigh.
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