The encyclopaedic 3.5 year old

Where milk comes from
You put vanilla and you put it in a cow and then you milk it and then you get milk.

Where babies come from
Your tummy.  It grows inside the mommy and then it goes into the daddy.

Where rain comes from
The sky

Where electricity comes from
The computer

Where shooting stars come from
It just pass by you and you see it and it comes from the sky when it's the nighttime

Where doggies come from
The house

Where kitties come from
The house

Where bunnies come from

Where apples come from
The bowl with holes.

Where grandmas come from
The house

Pondering life's great mysteries and the alchemy of vanilla milk.


Anonymous Julie @ The Mom Slant said...

Tell Sage I've got a few unanswerable questions I'd like her to consider. Her answers are better than most others I've seen out there.

10/9/10, 8:29 PM  
Blogger Kristine said...

Frickin' CUTE.

10/9/10, 8:52 PM  
Blogger Tristina said...

oh my I think I just died of cute...

10/9/10, 10:28 PM  
Anonymous 6512 and growing said...

sounds pretty darn accurate, but how do they get the vanilla inside the cow?.

10/10/10, 10:50 AM  
Anonymous ann smith said...

this is so cute ...

10/10/10, 5:43 PM  
Blogger Fairly Odd Mother said...

The only thing that would make this cuter is audio. I love her voice to pieces.

10/10/10, 10:01 PM  
Blogger Issas Crazy World said...

I wonder how you get the vanilla into the cow. Through the ears maybe?

She's adorable.

10/11/10, 12:11 PM  
Anonymous red pen mama said...

I WISH the baby went into the daddy.

I love the way their little brains work.

10/11/10, 2:36 PM  
Anonymous Bryony Boxer said...

It's wonderful that you're writing these down. I wish I had written more of my kids' pearls of wisdom when they were smaller.

10/11/10, 4:18 PM  
Anonymous mrs. q. said...

Well, her name is Sage. We better listen to what she has to say.

Hugs to all of you...

10/11/10, 7:22 PM  
Blogger November Grey said...

This cracked me up! Mine's only one, but already with the strong personality!


November Grey

10/12/10, 1:08 PM  
Blogger MommieV said...

How cute! I can't wait until I can ask mine all those questions. Well, she'll tell me, I won't have to ask. Well, maybe I can wait after all.

10/12/10, 1:26 PM  
Anonymous Korinthia Klein said...

My 3 year old is sitting next to me, so I ran through the same questions to see what he would say. He also said rain came from the sky, but then when I asked about shooting stars he said, "Space," so the answer to the origin of doggies and kitties and bunnies was "Earth" every time. I got "Apple Trees" for apples, and he doesn't know where grandma comes from.

When they aren't whining, 3 year olds are the cutest things around.

10/12/10, 11:47 PM  
Anonymous Paula/adhocmom said...

My daughters grandmother comes from "the airplane." Yes, really, it is true.

10/13/10, 4:06 PM  
Blogger Mother of Style said...

I wish number two was true!

10/13/10, 4:30 PM  
Anonymous Renee said...

Too cute

10/14/10, 6:26 PM  
Anonymous Renee said...

Too cute

10/14/10, 6:26 PM  
Anonymous deith10camp said...

very cute... little ones always makes us laugh..

10/28/10, 7:39 AM  

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